It’s been a shitty week and I’m trying to get my life back together. It’ll be another day or two before I get to everybody. :-) Sorry about this.
Sometimes I wish everyone I know would get sucked into a fiction world and I would have to go and save them and show off how awesome I can be when I’m not being me.
I saw this on Facebook, though it was worth a share.
Dear chris,
I came back from a hard walk down to the grass market to find that you had put cups of water all around my room, and writen on my door “revenge kenny” with tooth paste.
This was a mild inconvenience.
So upon finding this we at 18/3 started plotting on how to return the favour.
So i put it to you Chris.
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME.
As you can see from the following photo I have taken your door handle and the 4 screws to hold it ont the door.
I have also taken all the cups of water from my room and placed them outside your room, following this I took the water which we used to clean the tooth paste off my door and filled some of the cups with it.
In several of these cups are hidden the 4 screws.
My game to you is you must drink EVERY cup of water/toothpaste to then find the 4 screws. You may be thinking you can just empty them out and find the screws that way rather than drinking them. However unless you actually drink them ALL, I will not give you the clue as to where your door handle is hidden.
The choice is your Chris…
Stay locked out.
or drink it all.HOLY SHIT IS THIS GUY ACTUALLY SATAN???
excellent.
(Source: doctorbatcakes)
I’m still laughing my ass off at my desktop.
z1c:
Okay. Let me clear the fuck out of this shit, because it is REALLY pissing me off.
Psy was an extremely well-known, well-respected musician WELL before Gangnam Style was even fucking thought of. He’s one of the senior musicians of Korea and he gets a lot of respect for his fearless stages and the way he writes songs to say whatever the hell he wants and believes, regardless of the Korean public’s extremely judgmental eye. I’m so sick of the way he’s being treated all around the world ever since Gangnam Style went viral, he’s just being called here and there to do the dance and whatever and then being sent off like he’s just a comedy dud. When he came on Ellen, she didn’t even bother fucking introducing him, he had to interrupt and ask to introduce himself. He came out on stage and she literally just asked him to teach the dance before he even said anything. Like that is so flat out disrespectful are you kidding me.
Point being, before you ignorant ass little fucktards decided he was the new laughingstock of the world and decided all on your own that he was just some annoying, talentless little comedy figure, get your fucking facts straight. Learn some respect, especially to the people that deserve/have already earned it.
round of applause for sentimentalsaturdays
(Source: tumblingmusical)
The URLs will be given to Chris Evans and Scarlett Johansson in an Avengers notebook when they film in Cleveland.
I can’t get over the fact that they are on the same level when it comes to pure sass. They dont even look at each other to see what the other is doing. They just both instinctively do the same thing.
MAR
RIED
I think of them more as a sibling relationship, but still…YES
YES. Donna is the sister that ten didn’t even know he wanted, and ten was the bratty little brother who she could boss around but really honestly love.
Team Rocket never gave a shit what kind of clothes they were wearing
Sometimes Jessie dressed like a man
Sometimes James dressed like a woman
Sometimes they were both dressed like men
Or both women
And they were never judged by their appearance
Why can’t we all be like them
Because we don’t have a cool motto.
Is anyone else wondering how Castiel got money?
carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
(Source: caffeineandcartridges)
toy story but with the grown up kind of toys if you know what i mean
you got a friend in me
I feel like every fandom has that one character that they completely ignore the death of
And the one book/movie/episode that they refuse to acknowledge ever existed.
I go away for a weekend and come back to 256 notes… I love everyone