southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 7th Grade, I almost set an Elementary School on fire while trying to microwave a cookie.

I was working at the concessions stand during a basketball tournament (my team was required to work because the tournament was being hosted in my School district), and, because I was hungry, I decided to use the microwave to heat up my cookie. My teeth were very sore due to me getting dental braces that week, so I decided to microwave it for a minute so it could be really soft.

It set on fire. 

The smoke alarm went off throughout the school.

The sprinkler system went off.

Basketball games that were going on at the time were cancelled.

Everyone had to evacuate the school and wait for the Police and Fire Department to show up. 

I JUST WANTED A COOKIE.

come-chaos:

odekiisu:

ratterwolf:

seaglassandrubies:

derselala:

thosegreenapples:

lyrangalia:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

voltisubito:

Who the fuck named the Sahara Desert anyway

Sahara is just the Arabic word for “deserts”

You fucking…

superwhoavengelocktrek:

Sherlock recruits the Avengers to stop the Master

moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE
moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE
moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE

moriarty:

moriarty:

people asking me about my URL: a trilogy

this post was a misTAKE

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(Source: meladoodle)

kegelgod:

Nick Cannon gets embarrassed when his mom catches him flirting

(Source: yesitspandapimp)

n0ell333:

theargylegargoyle:

death-by-anime:

To all those 12.9 year-olds on Tumblr,

I think we all know where you really belong:

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I think you should shut the fuck up

we RP smut. I do it all the fucking time.

We write fanfics.

We love yuri and yaoi.

We have dirty minds.

Looks like we misjudged those 12.9 year olds.

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im dying

(Source: dafthappiness)

shorm:

shorm:

shorm:

There are two types of people in the world: those who react to learning that you can use touch screens with your tongue with disgust and those who immediately go to lick their phones.

i’m gonna go ahead and assume that the reason this doesn’t have many notes is because you’re all too busy making out with your phones

i’m so glad this has taken off because

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i was right

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

(Source: becausejensenackless)

readmore-worryless:

"Too many books?" I believe the phrase you’re looking for is "not enough bookshelves".

thatsabingo:

So I follow my aunties on pintrest for like sharing recipes and stuff but today one of them posted this gif:

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and they’re all commenting like “the perfect man” and “what all women want ;)” and stuff like that

And I’m over here laughing my ass off because that’s gay porn star, Austin Wolf. This gif is from a gay porno. Like, literally 5 seconds after this moment, he has a cock in his mouth.

samwinchstr:

icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:

heysammy:

omg someone made a spn video to awolnation’s “sail”
and it’s perfect

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#I feel like I should show this to people to get them to watch SPN

whoever made this…. iloveyou

(Source: youtube.com)

paulsrockinpagoda:

presidentobarna:

leaf-jelly:

131-di:

illogicalhumanoid:

brickiestsurgeon:

131-di:

the contrabass saxophone is such an absurd instrument

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talk dirty to me

Have ya’ll seen the double contrabass flute before???

reblogging my own post because what in the fuck

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i give you the contrabass tuba. Why is it real. I dont know.

Know what’s even better?

HYPERBASS FLUTE

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my counter:

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piccolo trombone 

sauntering-vaguely-downwards:

land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals:

chocowocky:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

castielnovaksgrace:

ssjdebusk:

casinthechevy:

charlie is god/chuck based on this post [x]

Oh MY JESUS LORD ALL THE YES YES THIS

Chuck is Charlie who is God. SO DONE YES. YES. YES.

Wait shit, I think she is.

Didn’t Joshua say that God asked Dean to stop bothering him, and didn’t Charlie tell Sam and Dean not to bother her. She brought up Chuck and the Winchester Gospels for the first time in a while during the promo. Also, Chuck is a nickname for Charlie/Charles.

can this please be the truth? please? it’s so fucking great and i cannot believe it hadn’t occurred to me until this post. it just makes so much sense.

WHUT!?

if this is true, that means God is now a nerdy lesbian. 

Fuck yes. 

I’m accepting this as cannon and the only way I’ll let it go is if you pry it from my cold dead hands.