shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening
shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:



They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening

shinygays:

thekiwicanfly:

They say businesses should always listen to the conversations hapenning in social media between their consumers and this is one of those times for them to be listening

(Source: ninepointeight)

educationalpancakes:

ayumichan46:

YES IT CAME BACK

THIS IS THE ONLY ONE OF THESE THAT IS EVEN REMOTELY ACCEPTABLE THANK YOU

(Source: sunnyotakuu)

I’m so psyched and terrified to start NaNo next month. I had to stop writing while I got my life together and this will be the first time I pick up a pen.

iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away… iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away…

iwriteaboutfeminism:

If only he had kept driving away…

silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

weloveshortvideos:

Being a fierce bitch can get you electrocuted!

(Source: fyeahtaylor)

  • reading in head: i'm practically a master of linguistics my pronunciations are perfect beyond compare
  • reading aloud: *chokes on spit*

spoopycitycouncil:

deductionhunters:

Your anaconda’s desire for wheat byproducts has been brought to the attention of the Council and a detachment of the Sheriff’s Secret Police has been sent to your house

Advise your anaconda to come quietly, as resistance is futile and may warrant the use of lethal force

We do not want none unless you got illegal wheat because if you have illegal wheat then we will have to give you a mandatory reeducation hun

"

"Are you gonna write about this?"

Like his mediocre lines
and the way he butchered the names of Thai food
had me shaking at the knees.
Like that was something worth noting.

I still wrote three poems about my last dinner date.
I live in a world where I am blessed to believe that
everything is something worth noting.

But people tell me that if I keep writing poetry
about every mouth I meet,
nobody’s going to want to kiss me anymore.

The first time that someone compared my poems
to Taylor Swift songs,
I didn’t know that it wasn’t supposed to be a compliment.
It turns out they weren’t saying: “thank you
for your honesty, your openness, your willingness
to make life into art even when it gets tough to pronounce”.

They were saying: “All you write are love poems.”
Like that wasn’t okay.
Like that was somehow discrediting or laughable.
They were saying: “You go on too many dates
and you can’t make them stay.”
And I don’t know how to shake that off.

I live in a world where I am blessed to believe that
everything is something worth noting,
even bad dinner dates.
I also live in a world where a 24 year old Taylor Swift
can’t write about bad dinner dates anymore.
A world where she has sworn off dating and written an album
with a curt nod to love instead of a wide smile,
because she’s sick of her love life being an American pastime,
a comedic punchline every time she leaves the house.

“Watch out: she might write a song about you!”

God forbid she tells the world that you’re a sloppy kisser.
God forbid she tells the world that it still hurts that you left.

She is a girl with a big heart and a bigger mouth
and she owns everything that ever happens to her.

I own everything that ever happens to me

and I refuse straddle the line between privacy and honesty
for the sake of someone else’s comfort level.
I will not be a Disney mermaid
willing to give up her own voice for love.

Forget legs.
Choke on water, choke on ink.
I will not kiss another man who refuses to learn how to swim.

"

"Me vs. Taylor Swift vs. Ariel" Trista Mateer (via simply-sloth)

Trista Mateer, everyone.

(via clementinevonradics)

(Source: tristamateer)

cedricdigory:

Taylor Swift, another victim of TFIOS (x) (cc. taylorswift fishingboatproceeds)

supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

peoplemask:

theunitofcaring:

saying “you are a burden on society” is just such a weird framing of priorities

It’s like saying “wow, think how much better gas mileage your car would get if you weren’t sitting in it” or “think how dry that umbrella would be if you weren’t holding it in…

elysean:

and they call you the rebel time lord.